Sarah managed to graduate from a reputable university without ever taking geometry or algebra II.

Sarah was a Gesellin (apprentice) at a technical school for violin-making for three years in Mittenwald,
Germany. Unfortunately, it was no fun.

By the eighth grade, Sarah was starching and ironing all her button-down shirts on the household mangle.

Like Cher, Sarah discovered she was dyslexic when her daughter was diagnosed.

Sarah was thrilled to get pointe shoes at age thirteen, but her mother was horrified, fearing that Sarah
would develop unsightly calves.

Sarah was hit by a teenager taking her driver’s test in 2008. (No one was seriously hurt.)